After spending all weekend halping takes care of Human2 herz comed home today from da doctors office wif germs! Herz brought both e.coli and MRSA home wif her. How dare herz do dat?!
I guesses it not too bad since dem germs weren’t da real fings, fank gudness! Da germies were giant microbes dat are 1,000,000 x+ actual size! (you can gets youz own giant microbes at thinkgeek.com).
Dis iz MRSA (multiple-resistant staphylococcus Aureus…it finks it iz da superbug! I got newz for it. Human2 had just read a article about how humanz and der pets iz getting MRSA especially when either da human or da pet regularly visits hospitals and nursing homes. So be carefully all you therapy anipals out der. No coming homes wif dis bug!
Here I iz givin MSRA some bunny kicks. der iz no mercy for MRSA wif dis kitteh on germ patrols.
Ain’t we cute? Drangerous germs like dis should no be so cute. Dis little guy is E. Coli (Escherichia coli) dis iz da guy wot causes urinary n abdominal infections. dat really nasty guy O157:H7 iz da guy wot causes food poisioning.
Dis might be a cute buggy but I haz ta put da bitey on it. I no wants to get sicky but it needs killed too!
Some bunny kicks might not hurt either. Boy da stringies are funs to bitey!
No saying silly kitteh giant microbes iz for kidz cause human2 buyed dem for us kittehs to play wif!