By now you should all know how much I likes goin outside and nommin on grass & just feelin to fresh airs on ma furs. Well I musta furgots how cold winter can get especially when it be snowin. Human2 wuz outside doing stuff. I knew it wuz sumfin fun and not da horrible hard work of snow shovelin dat herz sed it wuz. So I sneaked out when H1 opened da front door. Since H2 wuz in da back I had transverse da horrible white stuffs on the ground.
I made ma move to go around it, but instead of goin out da nice shoveled walk I decided to go along da house where I spied sum grass stickin out of the white stuffs. Dis wuz not a smart move mind you. I gotta half way ovah to H2 and I got stuck. Der wuz a bush in ma path. It blocked da little bit a cement around da window well and I stood der and meowed at H2 fur halp.
Guess wot herz not only did not halp herz laffed at me! Well I foxed her silly butt! I got ovah da trubble area afore herz could get any pikshurs of me meowin & tippy toeing around da bush (I guess it did look silly but herz coulda halped insted of laffin at me). Wot do u fink? Should herz have halped me or stood der laffin?