Boris Kitty

Aug 122010
 

One of ma favoritest fings to do iz watch ma videos. Dat’s right I hab ma own video collection! It iz filled wif da Cat Sitter videos and Video Catnip DVD.

Dem videos are beary fun to watch cause dey are filled wif fun fings like birdies, fishies, buggies, squirrels and mousies. All dem fings I would lub to get ma paws on.

Here’s a video of me watching ma videos.

Check out me complete review of da Cat DVDs here: http://tinyurl.com/catdvds

Aug 122010
 

Well it doz not look likes we hab anyfing to deliver dis week. But last week we loaded up da old PT Cruiser wif loads of goodies for dogs and cats.

There wuz so much stuffs dat we tooked half of da stuff to da Humane Society of Berks County and da utter half over to the Animal Rescue League of Berks County.

I finks it will makes lots of anipals happy to hab toys and treats while dey do wait for der forever homes.

But since we tooked everyfing over last week we gots nuffin to gib dem dis week (dat ok tho I finks dey haz plenty to last for a little while wif all we did takes dem).

We lub you guys!

Aug 062010
 

Ma humanz been needin a vacuum for sumtime now. We tried winnin one from Bissell in der contest, but no lucks. I even prakticed ma posin for bein on da Bissell box, but still no such lucks. Well ma humanz finally gotted tired of our sucky sucky-upper & come home today wif dis new one. I halped Human2 put it togetter but dat was before I knew wot wuz in dat box!

I wuz not so sure I wuz gonna like dis fing once it wuz all putted together. Humanz sez it to clean up all our kitteh hairs from out of da carpets. (Why dey called carPETS iffen dey not for pet hairs?)

Well dis iz my favorite spot to sleep & hide from thunderstorms. Az you can clearly see it iz COVERED in ma soft white under belly furs.

Dis ma favorite spot once dat Bissell Pet Hair Eraser® Vacuum gotted hold of it! Now I gonna hab to put all my furs back under der.

Look at dis fur. Dat iz all just frum ma sleepin spot! Can you believe dat? So since dis vacuum wuz so AMAZING ma humanz did da rest of da red carpet den went in & did da green livin room carpet too. Dey were even gonna pull out dat utter big sucky fing wot steams clean all da kitteh smell out of da carpets. Fank goodness dey sed we’ll do dat tomorrow!

Well we gibbin dis 4 out of 4 paws for cleanin so good. But we gotted it at Target & da box wuz a little smashed so da vacuum inside haz a crack in the plastik just where the handle attaches (so dis one mite be goin back but we will get anutter one exactly like it — wifout da crack of course).

Aug 052010
 

Ma humanz did laff at me atop ma pile of mattresses. Dey sed I looked just like da Princess and da Pea. I did not know who dat wuz so dey did tell me da story of dis girl wot wuz tested to see if herz wuz a real princess. If herz a real princess herz could feels a pea under a stack of mattresses.

Well I guess I not a princess cause I did no mind da pea under ma mattresses. MOL

Aug 042010
 

Ma humanz gotted a new kitchen floor den a new dish washy fing too. Tonite i sneaked up on it finkin der wuz sumfin in der makin a quiet woosh woosh sound.

Mehbe it a ghost in da machine? or mehbe der a nutter kitteh in der? I not know. Wot u fink it iz?

Jul 282010
 
Da Grandmas wuz over last nite & I did show off & be a good boy. I played wif my DA BIRD & ma rocketship & ma lite up turbo scratcher & even showed off for noms (da special nommy salmon treats I lub so much).

After the Grandmas leaved human2 wented out & made herself dinner (herz still eating nuffin but meats). Herz made a mitey fine steak on da grill. It smelled so nommy I had to go in for closer inspekshuns & pestins. I finks dis seqwens of photos doz speak for dem self…

I gotted up on da snack tray (not really a sturdy enuff spot for a big guy likes me to sit).

I gotted closer (mehbe too close cause human2 acide to takes da plate away from me).

So i got comfy figgered I would hab to waits ma turn. But not enuff room for da plate now. MOL

So human2 did use herz lap instead while I did wait on da snack tray).

Mite az well make maself comfy while I wait for herz to trim da fat off ma piece of steak rite?!?! (i did gets a few nice juicy pieces & boy o boy wuz dey nommy). I finks I likes dis surf & turf kinda evenings, MOL.

Jul 272010
 

I did win a contesty from FIDO Friendly magazine! And da prize a cool photo book from CVS. I had the humans go thru & finds ma most handsome pikshures & make up the book da nite we gots the information!

Look dats ma cute snoot on da cover! And it iz full of fun Boris pikshures see…..

Human2 did takes me to werk and show me off. Bet Human1 will too when school starts dis Fall. I will gib dis book 5 out of 4 paws MOL!

Jul 262010
 

Do u remember awhile back we had to take ma sisfur Abby to da V-E-T cause herz wasn’t feeling so good. Well herz had an abscess and herz blood work showed her thyroid wuz not working properly so herz wuz givin lots of pills to takes. So da humanz went right out & buyed her Pill Pockets. One bag of chicken and one bag of salmon. Pill Pockets are da bestest best way to give a cat a pill. Believe you me!

Den ma friends over at Greenies sended us some samples of their new Allergy Formula Pill Pockets. These are duck and pea and great for cats and dogs wot have allergies to common proteins and carbohydrates that are used in most treats. Besides that these new Duck Pill Pockets taste absolutely PAWSUM!!!

Abby actually waits on the table every morning for her pills herz lubs dem Duck Pill Pockets so much.

Look how herz runs across da table when herz sees dem coming.

Nom nom nom. Since Abby lubbed dem Pill Pockets so much Bela and I had to try dem too (we did not have medicines in ours, we just tried da treats). We loved dem too. They are nommy.

Jul 152010
 

I was outside wif Human2 and I runned to da front of the house near the top of the steps where I am not supposed to go. Herz come runnin down affer me so I plopped over and gotted all cute like dis and sez….I was being good honest. don’t take me inside.

Human2 picked me up and tooked me back to the back of da house. Herz told me I could stay out but I had to go in ma Kritter Kondo. So I wuz told to waits rite here until herz gotted it out of da garage and set it up for me. (Dat wot iz so cool about da Kritter Kondo, it iz so easy to set up — it goes up in minutes!)

As soon as Human2 unzipped da case I sneaked over to see what was goin on once da Kondo was out I was in! MOL And there I sit til ma Kritter Kondo was all set up.

Soon as it was ready for me Human2 opened the door and before herz could turn to picks me up I got and headed right for that open door!

I was a little worried about dat door before I got inside. But it did not stop me. I kept going.

So in I goes and in I stays.

After I gots comfy Human2 finished up herz yard work and we stayed outside watching birds and squirrels for a long time wif me all safe and sound inside ma Kritter Kondo Outdoor Cat Enclosure.