Boris Kitty

Walter the Farting Dog Book for TOOT Tuesday

 Boris, Rescues & Shelter  7 Responses »
May 032010
 

Human2 broughted home dis book about a stinky doggy named Walter. I lub ma stink ratsie toy so it not a stretch to finks i would likes a stinky doggy too!

Da book is called Walter the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray, and illustrated by Elizabeth Gundy. It haz a warning in da front cover dat says, “Warning: This Book May cause Flatulence.” MOL silliness.

Da book is purrfect fur us az it iz dedicated to EVERYBUDDY who’s ever felt misjudged or misunderstood (who hasn’t?).

So let’s check dis booky out shall we….

Da story is about Betty and Billy who adopts Walter from da pound (as we all know rescuing a dog is much more rewarding den buying one — Dont Shop ADOPT!)

Unfortunately, dis sweet, wunnerful pup dog has a bit of a gas problem (okai dat iz an understatment). In fact it iz so bad dat da kid’s dad says Walter haz to go back to da pound cause of da gases & smells! Can u belives dat!? Back to da pound for dat!? I could not believes ma ears dat Walter would have to go back just acause of himz habbin gases. *hed shakes*

How in da world will Walter ever gets out of going back? Wot does a stinky dog gotta do to keeps he forever home?

You iz gonna haz to reads it ur self to finds out (but I will tells u he haz many utter adventures so der iz a happy ending affer all).

You will laughs and you will howl at dis gaseous pup named Walter. TOOT!

Check out all he adventures. You will learn to love dis stinky doggy. Dunt be a skeered to hab ur humanz read to u. Pets likes to be read to at least all us kittehs here do.

Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise

Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog

Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again

Walter the Farting Dog and the Windy Day

Walter The Farting Dog 8" PlushWalter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach 

Heck der iz even a cute gas passing Walter the Farting Dog plush toy dat any human will gets a kick out of to TOOT — oops to boot.

Happy TOOT Tuesday!

PS…fanks to DogToys.com for sharing Walter the Farting Dog wif us last Toot Tuesday. MOL

PawPawty Pwizes Arrive via Royal Mails

 PawPawty  9 Responses »
May 022010
 

I gotted ROYAL MAIL yesterday. I finks dat ma humanz iz jealous cause dey start flashing bright lights in ma face makin me grouchy!

Well all I can say iz dis iz ALL MINE and u all hab to keep ur paws off of it!!!

Fanks u @FrugalDougal for all da funs we hab at PawPawty but most of all for all da halp you do every month for anipals around da werld.

Spending Caturday Outside wif ma Peeps

 Boris  10 Responses »
May 012010
 

I gotted to go outside today affer da mail comed (I gotted prezzies tell you all abouts dem tomorrow) and human1 gotted home from running errands. Da humanz had to mow n whack dem weeds afore i could go out too. But den I gotted to go outsides and hang in ma Kritter Kondo for a couple of hours while dey did work in da yard.

I did get to watch birdies and buggies from ma Kritter Kondo but did not see any squirrels at all. Wunder where dem squirrels wuz hiding on such a bootiful day like today. Here are sum of da fings I seed while I wuz in da safety of ma Kritter Kondo…

Boy did dis guy make some noise when he did lands. Hims a dove not a pigeon btu dey iz beary similar.

Dat beary same tree did hab a nasty case of ants livin in it. humans did sprays a little but dey gonna hab to call sum1 afore da tree falls on da house.

And der where little tweety birds dat did not likes dat I wuz so close to der nests. Dey did fly down at me n tweet den fly into da tree or over to da neighbors house like dis guy did.
When da humans were dun workings I wuz allowed out of da Kritter Kondo so I could check out der werk.

I just lub hidin under da lilac bush. It ma beary own jungle where de humanz dunt go. But soon it did warm up and I went up to da porch to kick back and relax a bit.

But u nose wot? dem birdies would not leave me alone long enough to get a nap in. So I did sneak up to da edge of da front porch to see wot da heck wuz going on.

Well I guess da nice warm spring day did get dem birdies frisky cause dey wuz up in dat tree kissing! Yep dat wot dey wuz doin I doz no tells tales! See fur u self….

U mite haz to biggify da pikshur but u can clearly see dem birdies K-I-S-S-I-N-G….Human2 sez herz will tells me all about da birds and da bees  sum time when I iz old enuff.

National Hairball Awareness Day

 Stuff n Things  3 Responses »
Apr 302010
 

Today is National Hairball Awareness sponsored by dem folks from FURminator.

Hairballs can be a big problem for cats. Not just the hacking dem up all over da place but vomiting and constipation iz a result of hairballs too.

I for one iz prone to havin poopy problems cause of hairballs!

We kittehs spend 90% of our waking hours groomin ourselves. So I finds it hard to believe dat any kitteh out der would not alreddy nose about hairballs (but der humanz might needs a lessen or 2 about dem).

Best hairball preventions is daily brushing from our humans. FURminator nose dis and makes a dang gud product to halp get rid of dem loose hairs so we cats dunt swallows it during oru bafs.

Along wif daily brushings and hair removals, kittehs should use a product like Petromalt wot will halp get rid of hairballs alreddy in u system. Petromalt halps me out when I get constipashuns and I likes da flavors of it (but i haz ma human trained to gib me little kibble size glops off herz fingers…dat iz fun!)

As always hab fresh water handy at all times for kittehs to drinks. Cat grass will also halp kittehs naturally expell dem hairballs.

So celebrates National Hairball Awareness Day wif us and put a stop to nasty hairball messes!

Wanna Watch My DVDs

 Boris  8 Responses »
Apr 232010
 
It iz ma turn ta picks wot moovies ta watch. (Altho dem humanz said no to ma Cat Sitter DVDs…..Pffffft to dem humanz.)

Hai we acided to watch dis one rite up here, kai? U makin popcorns in dat kitchen? We need popcorns for moovie nite!

Wot!?! Nao u sez we iz watchin Avatar on Blu-ray….so why u tells me to look at wot DVD to watch huh?

Halpin Finish Up A Lego Minifig Custom

 Boris  12 Responses »
Apr 222010
 

Ma dear friend @ZackRabbit asked ma human2 to make sum special Futurama Lego guys fur he ITguy. So we did finally finish dem up affer attempting to sculpt funky futurama hairs (but dems not gud enough so we stuck wif our original plan.

Des iz da ones we iz gonna sends up to da IT guy we hopes hims doz likes dem. We finks dey looks purrty good and finks dey will be more durable using LEGO pieces and not da sculpy hairs.

I thought i better gib dem da once over to make sure everyfing looks okie dokie afore we sends them off to anutter country! I feelz dat Zack will likes dem…

Dey stands up to Boris inspekshuns! MOL

Contest: Bath Time

 Contests  19 Responses »
Apr 162010
 

Dog Shower MassagerWe anipals needs to be showered wif prezzies when we are forced to takes a bath. Cause takin a baf iz no funs at all! So I thoughted I would habe a way cool contesty to gib away a brand new never afore seen Bamboo Pet Shower Massager.

It iz a pawfect way to rid u doggies of dat loverly stink u gets from too much playin & habbin a grand ole doggy time of it.

Okai so how we gonna do dis here contesty? Ez enuffs! U just needs a funny, goofy, silly or just plain photo of u (dat iz anipals not peeples) takin a bath or pikshur of WHY u needs to takes a bath. Upload dat photo to facebook, flickr, photobucket, ur bloggy, twitpic, etc…anywhere so u can posts a links under da comments of dis post. We will den go grab u images for da next round of  da contest (everyone will comes back here to votes by leaving ur pikshur comments).

So for da first round go takes a pikshur of bath time or u at ur dirtiest, upload it and post it here no later den Midnight EST April 30, 2010.

You could be da winner of dis cool bathy pet show massager fingy made Bamboo and donated to us by DogToys.com!

Dog Shower Massager Dog Shower Massager 

Let da fun begin!

Finkin About Bath Time

 Boris, Contests  7 Responses »
Apr 162010
 

I wuz finking about ma pal Buttons havin to get baths all da times. We kittehs keeps ourselfs purrty cleans wif groomings and licky lickin all da times. So I did finks I should makes bath time easier on ma puppy pals wif a contesty. So show me u bestest bath time pikshures to wins a way cool bath massager for pets from DogToys.com.All da contesty info on wot to doz & how to enters iz over on ma webby site…BorisKitty.com

Contesty iz sponsored by our friends over at DogToys.com  

It a Taxing Day

 Boris  3 Responses »
Apr 152010
 

Today is Tax Day when all da money ma peeples makes gets tooked away from dem by da government man.

It iz indeed a beary taxing time here and I needs to recovers az u can clearly see it haz been ruff on dis kitteh!

Foster Families For Da Animal Rescue League Gets Noticed

 Fosters, Rescues & Shelter  3 Responses »
Apr 142010
 

Doz u remember dat big dog Lloyd wot wuz in da play wif ma human1 last year? We gibbed him a gift basket fur being da star of da show, member? Himz wuz being foster by a great fambly & then gotted a forever home. Well his peeple dat fostered he were honored wif an artikle in our local paper.

Foster families give dogs chance for adoption – New program places 50 canines; most get homes by By Ron Devlin of the Reading Eagle.

Da artikle mentions Lloyd and how he wuz in da musical…

Lloyd, an 8-year-old, black Lab-chow mix, was a bit of a ham. Pink Floyd, as he was nicknamed, had a walk-on part in “Camelot” at Reading Area Community College.

And da noo rescue dey iz fosterin haz a sad tales to tell…

The little beagle was abandoned in an animal carrier along a Berks County roadside after a February snowstorm.

She was shivering and alone, with only a bowl of dog food to sustain her. A note fastened to the carrier revealed her name – Mama.

In the six weeks Mama has been at the Animal Rescue League of Berks County shelter, the 6-year-old beagle has undergone one crisis after another – pneumonia, a slipped disc and, most recently, a mammary gland tumor.

Despite her misfortune, Mama has finally found a measure of comfort and love in the home of Scott and Christine Graber of Lower Heidelberg Township.

Da artikle even talks about how dis way sweet college student gets a foster program started at the Animal Rescue League of Berks County (u no wanna nose wot happens to dem unadoptible doggies if dey no go to foster homes).

Tocker, who had taken home a 17-year-old chihuahua, figured that if she was willing to foster, others might be, too. Her instincts proved right.

Eleven Berks families currently are fostering elderly dogs, most of which suffer from at least one illness or medical condition. Typically, the animals need dental work, are afflicted with diabetes or have tumors.

The Rescue League pays for medical care and assures foster families the dog can be returned if there are any problems. Some dogs were adopted within a week or so of being declared healthy, others spend up to eight months with foster families.

YAY! for great peeples likes da Grabers for fostering des animals and for Marcy Tocker & da ARL for getting dis foster home program started!

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