Edgar daKitty

Oct 292012
 

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, “The Crypt-Kicker Five”

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, “Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?”

It’s now the mash
It’s now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it’s a graveyard smash
It’s now the mash
It’s caught on in a flash
It’s now the mash
It’s now the monster mash

Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You’ll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/monstermashlyrics.html

Aug 112012
 

My friends over at the One By Once Cat Rescue were going to be at the Classic Harley Davidson’s Animal Rescue Food & Supply drive so I hopped on my bike and grabbed some toy donations (thanks to DogToys.com) and went out to help da animals.

Classic Harley's Food n Supply Drive

Scruffy and I gathered up the toys (after Boris inspected dem of course) and of to the Harley shop to deliver dem and see wot dis event was all about. Der was rescues der gibbin info, food (which was all for donations) and live music. It was loud and fun.

Nov 152011
 

I flew home from Texas to go to da Rally for Daniels Law being held by Senator Dinnaman. Boris wrote a bloggy about da law and how Pennsylvania NEEDS to get this bill passed into law to ban da use of gas chambers in PA shelters.

I got to met both Senator Andrew Dinniman and Daniel the doggy wot survived the gas chamber and who da bill iz named after.

Please if ur in PA please send a letter to ur local politicians and tell them u want PA to stop using gas chambers. All the info and links to more info can be found on Boris’ bloggy.

Sep 182011
 

Human2 said iffen I r gonna be doing so much traveling that I had to get a job. Can u believe that? Making me work to gets money for my travels. *shakes hed*

So I gotted inspired by the DQ Commercial wif kittens in bubbles. Iffen they have kittehs in bubbles why not have kittehs working in their restaurants?

Ma first day wuz pawsum I lerned da register and got to get ice cream cakes (until I gotted stuck in da freezer…brrrrrrrr) and I made ma first Blizzard (it wuz a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard nom nom nom).

 

 

Sep 152011
 

I did take da Fedex Limo off to da Fedex aeroplane to go meet ma pal Mattie all da way on da utter side of the country!

Teehee since I wented ground I did not really gets to fly da friendly fedex skies tho and it tooked a whole week to gets der! Gee wiz dats a long time to get where ur going isn’t it? MOL

Da fine folks of Fedex gotted me der safe and sound.

Jun 202011
 

All ma furrends hab tryin out dat dangerous new fad planking. So I thought I would gib it a try too. But I had to one up dem and make it even more dangerous by planking on a lightsaber!