Longest Kitteh in Da Werld

Ok so da utter day I did seed dis pikshur of da longest kitteh in da werld and thoughted “hai dats me”. So I did fink I needed to show off just how big I iz.

Da Guinness World Record people did name Stewie of Reno, NV da longest kitteh at 48.5″ from tip of da nose to tail bone. Dat a long kitteh.

I will haz to let ma humanz measuring me sumtime to see how well I measure up. But since today iz Human1’s birfaday I will just snuggle up wif her insted.